
Co-worker: You know I got a better idea from a friend that you could cut them into bite size pieces and dip them and freeze them that way so they're like little 'Dibs" bite size and yummy. It's better than, I don't know..this thing, you know like coming at you, like....
Me: You mean it's better than looking like your eating a big fat dildo on a stick?
*Come on, someone had to say what we were all thinking.