
"you know, I could probably buy that thing. And with my body, I would probably be able to squeeze into it. And further, I would show up to my Birthday Dinner and noone would laugh or think there was anything 'wrong' " (actually I can think of one that would say "Lady, what the f&$k are you wearing?"--but..)
Ok- that ain't right. For someone who claims to be a 'fashionista', there's something seriously wrong with that picture. This is hilarious to me. I should buy it and do it, just to test this theory.
hmmm...no, not even I can do this. Sorry.